Kontersprüche als Jugendlicher
Eine Antwort für alle Fälle - Oft fehlt die passende Antwort, um eine provokante Bemerkung oder sogar einen verbalen Angriff zu erwidern. Manchmal fällt einem der Konter auch erst später ein.Schlagfertigkeit ist eine Stärke
Ein erster wichtiger Schritt sind coole Reaktionen, also Konter-Antworten gegen dumme Sprüche, die Dich ärgern. Die machen keinen Meister der Schlagfertigkeit aus Dir, doch sie sind ein guter Anfang, um Deinem „Gegner“ die Luft aus den Segeln zu nehmen.
Du alte Brillenschlange
Mit Brille erkennt man Deine fiese Art noch viel deutlicher, als ohne Brille
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Petze, Petze ging in den Laden
Wenn der Keks spricht, sind die Krümel leise und manchmal muss der Keks eben Bescheid wissen (Der Keks ist meistens der Erwachsene, dem etwas erzählt, bzw. zugetragen/gepetzt wurde und die Krümel sind die Kinder, die sich darüber aufregen)
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Du bist dick
Kilos kann man abnehmen, Dummheit bekommt man nicht so schnell weg
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Ich will nicht mehr Dein Freund sein
Du hast mir zwar nicht erklärt wieso, doch vielleicht ist das Grund genug dafür, dass ICH nicht mehr DEIN Freund sein will
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Du darfst nicht mitspielen
Hast Du Angst vor starken/guten Mitspielern
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Waren Deine Eltern Geschwister?
Nein, meine Eltern lieben sich wirklich. Aber Du scheinst Dich damit gut auszukennen
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Oh ne jetzt kommt der schon wieder!
Du bist schon so ein Sonderfall…
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Gibt es Dich auch in schön?
Musst Du am besten wissen, Dich gibt's augenscheinlich auch in blöd
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Tolle Klamotten, gibt es die auch für Jungs/ Mädels (jeweils das andere Geschlecht gemeint)? - Sagt ja der/ die richtige, gibt es Deine Klamotten auch in schön?
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Dein Gesicht sollte auf ein Poster für Empfängnisverhütung
Recht hast Du, nicht alle Eltern haben ein so tolles Kind verdient, Deine hatten ja leider nicht so viel Glück
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Gefallen dir die Sprüche für kontersprüche als jugendlicher nicht? Veröffentliche jetzt Deinen Spruch für kontersprüche als jugendlicher.
Oder füge passende Bilder oder Audiodateien hinzu.